Trivia contest

If they held a trivia contest for new moms, they could pack it with challenging questions like, "What did you eat for breakfast?" and "Close your eyes -- now what are you wearing right now?"

And we would all be stumped, and possibly just take a nap while we're closing our eyes.

The other day, the bank teller asked me for my account number. Ha ha haaaaaaaaa... Look it up, lady, because I don't know what I had for breakfast, and have no idea what clothes I have on, if any.