Hard Evidence:
* Loves frogs.
* Would happily subsist only on fruit, cheese and wine.
* Has a short workday.
* Crazy about little dogs.
* Omits consonants.
* Surrenders after only token protest.
Speculative Evidence:
* Seems to harbor prediliction for unfiltered cigarette butts.
* Not crazy about Germans.
Potentially Determinative Tests:
* Gauge love for Jerry Lewis.
* Offer baguette.
3 comments:
I am totally french and your blog has hurt my people in ways only a little-known blog can! Stop spreading the politics of hate!
Take your poodle and FLEE, Don. This blog is NOT FOR THE FRENCH. N'est ce pas pour FROGGERS!
RIBBIT [sad frog] RIBBIT
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